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an introduction to nina

i thought it would be helpful if i gave whoever is reading this blog a better idea of who i am – as a person. that way, my sarcastic tone doesn’t catch people too off-guard.

while brainstorming what to write, i envisioned i might share my dreams, beliefs, values and my journey through introspection. but then it suddenly occurred to me…seriously, WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT ALL THAT GAY SHIT??? i am just a random-not-very-well-established-internet-chick.

i got zeR0 clout.

so instead of pouring my heart out (like a lil bitch), i decided i would give u guys (the 3 ppl reading) a deeply profound understanding of me…

by taking a dumb personality quiz online and sharing the results d: !!1!

i begin looking for something that i think perfectly summarises my personhood in the 2-5 sentence results on UQUIZ.COM. if u’ve never been on uquiz.com, let me give u an idea of the kind of the demographic…

…a lot of virgins r on here i guess. but anyways, the quiz i decide to take is called, “let me be brutally honest about you.” i mean, i’m already pretty forthcoming about my flaws. i enjoy things like:

lying <3,

instigating <3,

gaslighting <3,

telling people they are mid ❤(a slur for average looking people),

just being an overall bitch in general really <3.

let’s see if this quiz has anything to add to the long list ( “・ω・゛).

haha i like lying, remember?

ok after this question a few of them were kind of serious, so i am just gonna share the funny ones.

ok the two middle ones r an obviously no, bcos who cares about other ppl’s opinions??? also, i am perfect, and therefore luv myself already. the other two options r better but i dont particularly desire either. humanity is so mediocre, although i must admit it would be fun to have absolute power (would abuse <3). but i think it would be more dumb to be very rich, with many cars, bcos i can’t drive :D. i pick the dumber choice :D.

enough said there haha (not depressed).

yea i just put this one here for u guys <3.

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okkkkkkk,,,tiMe fOr tHe ReSulTssss!!!1!!11! DRUMROLL pLeAseeeee...

BAHAHAHAHA. i mean this is pretty inaccurate bcos i take almost nothing seriously and i hate thinking about things. but i appreciate being humbled nonetheless. i will say i am rather pretentious but not in an openly superior sense. that is, i escape responsibility through many layers of sarcasm, humour and insincerity.

“Irony is the song of a bird that has come to love its cage.”

-some smart guy

i’ve convinced myself that this is an intelligent form of communication, albeit the completely idiotic delivery. but maybe i am just trying to protect myself, as any critique of me will not be able to attack my actual humanity….

jk idrc

alsoooooo,, this is getting way too self-reflective. as i mentioned earlier, i hate thinking about things so i am just gonna stop here :).

i hope i pushed u guys further away from understanding who i truly am, as i promised in the beginning (i like lying AND gaslighting, remember?).

– nina (ᅌᴗᅌ* )

Netscape Nina