What the actual fuck is going on?

for all the dumb fucks reading this, the following explanation should sufficiently convey the topic at hand;

my argument for libertarian free will:

this morning i woke up and chose to have 10 xans, a monster energy drink, 50 cigarettes, and a chocolate bar for breakfast – and it was fuckin awesome. i woke up and chose the red pill this morn :3.

my argument for hard determinism:

i fucking died.

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ok, I might break this down a little.

so regardless of your stance on free will vs. determinism, it is impossible to rationally deny the resoluteness of the physical world – that being the laws of physics (fuck physics btw) which govern the state of like, everything :/.

so yea, i can choose to consume a literal brain tumour for breakfast, but not without the consequence of joining god in heaven. in phi-LOL-sophy, this is referred to as event causation, whereby a physical event must be caused by a previous physical event.

on the other hand, we have agent causation – an agent which is able to materialise a chain of causality, which wasn’t caused by anything else, other than the agent’s mental inclination initiate it.

basically, i can just wake up and choose to kill people 😀 !!1!! the world is MY oyster ❤

Or, is it ???

unfortunately, this sense of choice dissipates when we ask this – where do these “free decisions” really come from?

i mean, i feel pretty fucking free, so aren’t i???

boy, does reductionism have some news for u ….

our choices r ultimately informed by our personal experiences, and can therefore be traced back to one singular thing … (in my case it’s my relationship with my mother) *coughs* what goes on in our minds can ultimately be compared to any other cause and effect event. bruh.

u see..

mental states = brain states = biological states = physical states

human actions are influenced by invisible causes which occur in our brains. in explicam, action can be equated to a combination of belief, desire and temperament.

here it is in an equation (fuck maths as well):

Belief i should k word myself

+ Desire i want to k word myself

+ Intention to feel the orgasm of death

───────────────

Action: i drink a cup of coffee

(if ur reading this, Albert Camus, i want to fuck u)

in essence, whether or not we can pinpoint the exact factors which influence our decisions, we could theoretically isolate them if we knew what the fuck was going on in our heads.

soooooo ….. in conclusion *tilts professor glasses*

THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS FREE WILL IT’S A FUCKIN LIE AND WE DON’T GOTTA TAKE ANY PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY FO’ SHIT FUCK YEA WE BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CITY GIRLS 🔛🔝‼️

– Nina (ﾉ>ω<)ﾉ :｡･:*:･ﾟ’★,｡･:*:･ﾟ’☆

bibliography:

wikipedia.