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i think we can all agree, having the capacity to process information to the degree that we do, is not all it’s chalked up to be. when those stinky old philosphers thought to ask “what’s life and all that jazz really about, huh?”(real quote btw), i’m pretty sure most of them not-so-secretly came to the conclusion that it was about touching little boys.

so like what is the meaning of life huh? even a dumb dumb like me can see that there’s really not enough parameters in that question. but hey, with a lot of wisdom and introspection, nina solving life’s greatest mysteries shouldn’t be too hard right :D?

…ORRRRRrrrRRRRR

WE CAN JUST DITCH ALL THAT OUTDATED PHILOSOPHY SHIT AND RELY ON EXTROSPECTION!!!!!!!!!!11!!! THE MODERN WORLD IS AT MY FINGERTIPS ,,, IN MWY FONE AND COMPOOTER .

now i actually totally did a lot of research to reach a conclusion here (not lying), but before i give u all the answers (not misleading), i’m going to describe my key observations of people existing in the world. need to lay some foundational groundwork here, yk?

from what i understand, society is made up of bubbles which interact and conflict with each other. what is a bubble u ask? (u probably didn’t ask)

a bubble is essentially a community which upholds a system of beliefs. the desire to adhere to those beliefs is supported by shared values. an obvious example of this would be a religion. a lot of those believe u can’t do the gay sex bcos to them, one of life’s purposes is to get married and produce offspring (and let priests touch little boys like the philosophers did).

now, i’ll say here i’m not religious. mainly bcos, i think if god rlly loved me, he would text me.

anyways, this whole thing starts to get a little complicated bcos bubbles tend to overlap. for instance, MAPS and catholic priests tend to overlap in shared values (last one of these jokes i swear), but i don’t think MAPS would be allowed in a church,,, not without a priest garment.

another thing to note is that bubbles which exist as ideological opposites heavily rely on the existence of one another. the mentally ill, blue haired piercing, goth non-binaries need the repressed mentally ill, homophobic (also repressed) gun-bearing maga hat wearers. u need a bad guy so u can be the good guy :3

everyone tends to believe that their bubble has the objective answers. and it’s often that people end up paving the road to hell with good intentions (actually a real quote this time).

so which bubble is correct? are they all wrong?

luckkyyy for me, i have no real discernible personality and can slither my snake ass into any bubble and conduct some super sexy insightful research.

And so,

i smoked blunts with everyone:

the female manipulators, the male manipulators, the furries, the buddhists, satanists, christians, flat-earthers, drain music listeners, the chinese government, lgbtqabcdefg+ers, stamp collectors, U NAME IT.

thus, i came to my conclusion…

it’s actually super easy to get along with various groups. ESPECIALLY those who hold such an intolerance towards me that they would want to kill me or have my rights taken away – I LOVE THOSE GUYS ❤

so basically, existing is super easy. u just need to be exactly like me – like nina.

WHICH IS WHY I’M STARTING MY OWN OFFICIAL BUBBLE GUYS!! it’s not like the other ones i swear. all u need to do is buy my onlyfans and ur in (＾º◡º＾❁)

oops this was supposed to be about existence from a more introspective perspective… but let’s face it, that shit is boring and we live in a socierty and what not. better to pick an echo-chamber to cling onto and not explore outside of.

pick the nina echo-chamber.

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-Nina